Lorenzo the ladybird found romance online:
His soulmate, his rock; their rapport was sublime.
They talked about everything, nothing and more.
They laughed till they cried (and her photo was “phwoaar!”)
But Lorenzo on meeting ‘The One’ was grief-stricken
When it quickly transpired Mrs Right was a chicken.
Sea salt*, potato starch*, chicken fat* (8%), sustainable palm fat*, sunflower oil*, sugar*, natural chicken flavouring, chicken powder* (1%), yeast extract, spices*, and herbs* (turmeric*, rosemary*, parsley*, black pepper*), onion*, antioxidant: rosemary extracts*.
May contain celery.
|of which saturates||7.4g|
|of which sugars||8.0g|