Mark Beaver and Fi Apple
Had not been dating long.
He liked her stalk, the way she walked;
She liked his teeth (“so long!”)
Fiona, she ticked every box.
The apple of Mark’s eye.
He put her on a pedestal
Quite high up in the sky.
She looked bereft, jumped up and left.
The most absurd of sights!
As unbeknown to Marky B,
Young Fi was scared of heights.
INGREDIENTS: Oat cake (59% Gluten free whole
grain oat flour and oat bran flour, rice flour, acidity
regulator: citric acid), apple juice concentrate (13%),
date syrup, cinnamon, natural flavouring.
ALLERGEN ADVICE : May contain milk, soya and
sesame seeds. Store in a cool, dry place. Once opened
keep in an airtight container and enjoy within 5 days.
| Typical Values | Per 100g | Per 3 oat cakes |
|---|---|---|
| Energy | 1590kJ 377kcal | 438kJ 106kcal |
| Fat | 4.4g | 1.2g |
| of which saturates | 0.9g | 0.3g |
| Carbohydrates | 67g | 18g |
| of which sugars | 16g | 4.5g |
| Fibre | 11g | 3.0g |
| of which beta glucan | 4.7g | 1.2g |
| Protein | 12g | 3.3g |
| Salt | 0g | 0g |